I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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