hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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