he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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