i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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