But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
