Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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