Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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