So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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