There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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