So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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