We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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