either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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