I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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