ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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