I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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