I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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