Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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