WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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