It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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