I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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