dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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