problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
My breasts were aching with rage.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
why is half of my head shaved?
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