Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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