This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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