Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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