I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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