Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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