he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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