i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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