so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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