Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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