He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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