Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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