Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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