gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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