And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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