you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
