Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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