She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I currently don't understand fingers.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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