I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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