I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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