I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
