brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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