I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
