I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I think I am morally bankrupt
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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