my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
this will be a night to untag.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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