What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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