i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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