If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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