it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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