you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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