Already got asked if we're dating
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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