So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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