so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
